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Barrelracer408
  • Town/Country : Ash Flat, Arkansas
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 42
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46703) - you deserved it (5608)

On 07/14/2013 at 11:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11078) - you deserved it (35204)

On 12/10/2010 at 12:11am - misc - by 479firefighter -

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