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About BaldoktheMystic : Just gotta love it

No need to be angry in an argument because smiling and laughing pisses them off more and makes it hilarious.

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Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML


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