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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 May 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2983
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BakerMan : God, I need a Life ATM!

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Today, a professor approached me in the hall to ask if, since I'm a math major, I could tutor one of her communications majors in a required Calculus course. Apparently the volunteer tutor the school provides "is a complete dumbass." I'm the school's volunteer tutor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34397) - you deserved it (4247)

On 09/17/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by bastawhiz (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49460) - you deserved it (4185)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, after finishing a three-page essay for my spanish class, I went to rip up my brainstorming paper in an act of triumph. After I finished ripping it up, I looked on my desk to see my brainstorming paper fully intact, and my essay torn into bits. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11559) - you deserved it (65101)

On 09/13/2009 at 9:00pm - work - by thissucks (man) - United States (Michigan)

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