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Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML


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On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today, my crew was called out to do some house maintenance. We were nearly done, when someone had the goddamned fucking brilliant idea of washing plaster off their hands in the kitchen sink, which clogged the pipes. Instead of getting paid, we now owe for damages. FML


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