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by Anonymous / 12/14/2014 at 2:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by galladore / 12/12/2014 at 10:17am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, "Bitches man." I cried. FML
by Brasilian29 / 12/11/2014 at 7:01am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
by NotAnInLawFamilyMan / 12/10/2014 at 9:05am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
by mastel07 / 12/10/2014 at 7:59am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love
Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML
by SickMaMa / 12/09/2014 at 5:39pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML
by Anonymous / 12/07/2014 at 2:20pm / Ireland (Galway) / Love
by notmycircus / 12/02/2014 at 12:30am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by highheelcyanide / 11/05/2014 at 8:11pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML
by single pringle / 11/04/2014 at 8:16pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by facebookdeception / 10/31/2014 at 12:25am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Love
by taylor w / 10/30/2014 at 10:32pm / United States / Intimacy
by not drunk / 10/28/2014 at 2:04pm / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Health
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML
by MotherMary / 10/12/2014 at 9:21am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or…