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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 February 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About BadLuckLory24 : Guys, feel free to hit that message button! I love talking to new people, however guys only and nobody disrespectful or stupid! I love tattoos (I have 5 and want more), my NFL team is the Arizona Cardinals and oh yeah, I Am Batman (see pic for reference)
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Today, I found out what it's like to drive seven hours home with a woman who just brutally rejected your marriage proposal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44894) - you deserved it (3706)

On 10/25/2014 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss pretty much told me that I'm too ugly to meet clients, and should stay in the office doing the paperwork. So basically, I'm a modern day Hunchback of Notre Dame. FML


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On 08/08/2014 at 2:13am - work - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML


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On 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (38285) - you deserved it (12771)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43065) - you deserved it (5375)

On 07/21/2014 at 11:46pm - misc - by Oldhouse (man) - United States (California)

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML


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On 12/28/2011 at 3:59am - misc - by GeriGeriBoBeri - United States

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML


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On 04/07/2011 at 5:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML


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On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33240) - you deserved it (3170)

On 10/02/2010 at 8:12pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML


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On 08/03/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by Cheated (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after almost nine months of doing anything and everything to show my love for my girlfriend and make her happy, she told me she would give "anything" to relive the one week of her and her ex's relationship where she was the happiest in her life. FML


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On 02/02/2010 at 10:52pm - love - by redjesus69 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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