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TODAY, I CAME HOME IN TERES OVER FINDING OUT MY BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN CHEATING ON ME. I TOLD MY SEEMINGLY SYMPATHETIC DAD EVERYTHING. HIS ADVICE WAS TO LURE THEM BOTH TO OUR HOUSE WITH THE PROMISE OF A THREE-WAY, AFTERHICH HE'D "KILL THE SHIT" OUT OF THEM. REAL MATURE, DAD. FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 1:55pm - love - by immaturity all around (woman) - United States

TODAY I WAS FEELING SICK AND FAINTD WHILE TEACHING MY KINDERGARTEN CLASS . I CUMMD TO WHEN ONE BOY POURD A CUP OF WATER ON MY FACE . THREE KIDS WERE CRYING INTO MY WALKIE TALKIE TELLING THE OFFICE I WAS DEAD, AND THE REST OF THE CLASS HAD DISAPPEARD . FML

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On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

Taday my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walkd into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, coverd in ketchup. She laughedhen I began to scream. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 9:41am - kids - by Nightmare (woman) -

Taday when I got home I noticed a statue of a gnome sitting next to the door . I've had an intense phobia of gnomes since I was a child , and I can't bring myself to walk past it . It's been half an hour and I'm still standing outside . I can see my dad through the window laughing and waving .

Today, Mah Dad Got So Drunk That He Had An Intense Argument With The Microwave, Resulting In Him Threatening To Ground Me After I Tried To Calm Him Down. FML

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On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States

Today, my six year old son cummd up to me wit is arms spread and said, ( I feel lyk a ug. ) I got looool really excitd and opeful because e is very anti-social and ates pysical contact. As soon as I stood up to ug im e said ( Feeling's gone ) and walkd away. mega FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin an I needed to go to the restroom... so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later... we cummed out to find them gone... along with the cars. They forgot about there own kids. FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Abandoned (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday my dad bought me a new laptop 4 my birthday. That's because he wants to use my old laptop 4 work... which is more expensive... has better specs... runs faster... and has a wider screen than my new computer. I just got a downgradd laptop as my birthday present. FML

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