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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20777
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BVBfan : Hey. I'm Trina. I love reading FML. I'm a 17 year old girl and pretty friendly. I love ppl who are sarcastic on here like perdix and docbastard. :)

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BVBfan's favorite FMLs

2day I cummed ome at 1am to find ma mom sitting on ma couc , ranting about ow I'm not supposed to stay up tis late. I'm 26 and I don't know ow se got into ma ouse. fat FML

#20775513
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60027) - you deserved it (3743)

On 07/11/2013 at 2:26am - misc - by whowhat (man) - United States

Today, a coworker complimentd me on loosing wiegt, and said tat se wisd se could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassd to tell er tat te only reason I've lost wiegt is cuz I aven't been able to afford to eat. FML

#20775505
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56372) - you deserved it (3552)

On 07/11/2013 at 2:20am - work - by shouldbehappyiguess (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... I got ead lice... so I went to a store to buy medicated sampoo. Wen cecking out te casier saw my sampoo an asked me to leave immediately to protect te oter customers. He didn't let me buy te sampoo. fat FML

#20775381
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53320) - you deserved it (3157)

On 07/11/2013 at 12:52am - health - by frustrated - United States (Tennessee)

I walked to work. I later discovered that mah husband had parked mah car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow mah own car. FML

#20775203
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49670) - you deserved it (5146)

On 07/10/2013 at 11:04pm - work - by Anonymous -

YESTERDAY MY COLLEGE ENGLISH TEACHER TOLD ME IF I WANTED AN EXPLANATION FIR MY GRADE I WOULD HAVE TO SCHEDULE A CONFERENCE TO COME TO HER OFFICE. IT'S AN ONLINE CLASS. I TOOK AN ONLINE CLASS BECAUSE I CAN'T COME IN. FML

#20774966
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39538) - you deserved it (3897)

On 07/10/2013 at 8:15pm - work - by myl1f3isfuct (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was mah car. FML

#20774578
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45110) - you deserved it (9184)

On 07/10/2013 at 4:10pm - misc - by mylifesucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML

#20774465
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48257) - you deserved it (4431)

On 07/10/2013 at 3:08pm - love - by heartbroken (woman) - Australia

Today, 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

#20774208
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53306) - you deserved it (7832)

On 07/10/2013 at 12:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

while having a serious talk with my father, he said, "Son, you're only alive because of a faulty, off-brand condom." FML

#20774202
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46973) - you deserved it (3316)

On 07/10/2013 at 12:33pm - misc - by my honest father - United States (Kansas)

Today I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over . They even share a bed . He doesn't see a problem with this . mega FML

#20774058
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58002) - you deserved it (5242)

On 07/10/2013 at 10:18am - love - by Paige (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Taday after a haircut... I walked to the cash register... handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said... ( Keep the change. ) He looked at me with a blank expression and replied... ( The haircut costs 25 dollars. ) FML

#20773985
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30416) - you deserved it (46698)

On 07/10/2013 at 8:38am - misc - by RickTheBoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hila ironing soma shirts, mah cat dacidd to hop up and invastigata. To pravant him from burning himsalf, I instinctivaly movd tha iron away and placd it flat on mah othar hand. FML

#20773891
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43714) - you deserved it (13503)

On 07/10/2013 at 4:58am - animals - by kutekittykatz (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's brthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian an I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML

#20773825
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58436) - you deserved it (4090)

On 07/10/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by mike - United States

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76272) - you deserved it (3863)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TADAY I MADE TWO CAKES. ONE FIR MAH BOYFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW , THE OTHER FIR MAH FAMILY SO THEY WOULDN'T EAT THE BIRTHDAY CAKE. I CAME HOME TO FINE THEY ATE HALF OF EACH. FML



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