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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23563
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BVBfan : Hey. I'm Trina. I love reading FML. I'm a 17 year old girl and pretty friendly. I love ppl who are sarcastic on here like perdix and docbastard. :)

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BVBfan's favorite FMLs

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

#17025215
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43777) - you deserved it (7224)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:41am - intimacy - by wronged - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents house. FML

#17008164
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33002) - you deserved it (3319)

On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - love - by independence (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

#16977432
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31343) - you deserved it (6032)

On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States

Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML

#16904545
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30980) - you deserved it (4055)

On 06/29/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by eyelashess (man) - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912
559 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70115) - you deserved it (7330)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

#16830734
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25852) - you deserved it (11385)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:57am - health - by chaoticnh - Austria

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found it under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

#16793307
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14515) - you deserved it (26823)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Morgan - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML

#16738818
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33059) - you deserved it (3200)

On 06/19/2011 at 1:19am - work - by fattymcbutterpants - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a post-it note on my locker that said "consider yourself dumped". FML

#16738508
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37795) - you deserved it (4348)

On 06/19/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

#16734083
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20722) - you deserved it (27404)

On 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by iDisable - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80994) - you deserved it (6646)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14865) - you deserved it (54274)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

#16715117
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44800) - you deserved it (3939)

On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

#16673731
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15425) - you deserved it (33678)

On 06/15/2011 at 5:02am - health - by Alec - United States



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