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by independence / 07/07/2011 at 12:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
by brittbrat4 / 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML
by eyelashess / 06/29/2011 at 12:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by footfood / 06/27/2011 at 10:56am / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Intimacy
by chaoticnh / 06/24/2011 at 5:57am / Austria / Health
by Morgan / 06/22/2011 at 1:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by fattymcbutterpants / 06/19/2011 at 1:19am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 06/19/2011 at 1:01am / United States (California) / Love
by iDisable / 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Ben / 06/18/2011 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Kids
by Khrixas_069 / 06/18/2011 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML
by Anonymous / 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by James64138 / 06/15/2011 at 6:13am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML
by Alec / 06/15/2011 at 5:02am / United States / Health
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
by anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, my kids overheard me talking about cleaning the fuel system in our RV before we go to Disney…