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BVBarmy_girl

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BVBarmy_girl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3680
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BVBarmy_girl : Let's keep it simple, eh? - I love climbing! - I love food! - I love music! (Mostly rock) - I love watching series! (Everything from The Walking Dead to Pokemon!) - And I love reading & writing, taking pictures and talking to new people!

BVBarmy_girl's page activity

Visits<b>Soparot</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:30am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 6:16pm<b>172pilot</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:05pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 8:57am<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:34pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 8:27pm<b>velocityraptor</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 2:57pm<b>jerryj</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:31am<b>axfabxdisaster</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 4:04pm<b>bubblesBVB61113</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 3:02am<b>Woody02284</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 10:47am<b>kikoma</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 3:57pm<b>hihello18</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 2:09pm<b>Soccerboi15</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 12:38am<b>03stroker03</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 7:36am<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:49pm<b>Jaymee1980</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 1:10pm<b>itisasher</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 9:52pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 2:57pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 9:57pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 6:52am<b>ItsStratos</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 11:16pm

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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BVBarmy_girl's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML

#21441553
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21699) - you deserved it (2264)

On 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm - kids - by Andrew - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML

#21439547
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25360) - you deserved it (2789)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30116) - you deserved it (5473)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML

#21350665
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30047) - you deserved it (5137)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML

#21323893
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33628) - you deserved it (3488)

On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35611) - you deserved it (4298)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32878) - you deserved it (4583)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML

#21276741
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36618) - you deserved it (3624)

On 10/13/2014 at 4:13am - animals - by MissBeyoncé - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43222) - you deserved it (3877)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

#21257305
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38616) - you deserved it (3388)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43615) - you deserved it (10431)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

#21246134
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20251) - you deserved it (145)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

#21245451
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53433) - you deserved it (10758)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43406) - you deserved it (9442) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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