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BTF989

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BTF989

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2976
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BTF989 : I am a pirate.

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BTF989's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

#18502808
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53612) - you deserved it (5825)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

#18350847
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7569) - you deserved it (58681)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19618) - you deserved it (80618)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55629) - you deserved it (17655)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

#17718767
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39626) - you deserved it (7129)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

#17361677
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46608) - you deserved it (2999)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912
560 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71016) - you deserved it (7426)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28736) - you deserved it (6357)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

#16074880
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14405) - you deserved it (59267)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

#15793796
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32487) - you deserved it (2785)

On 04/15/2011 at 9:52am - misc - by levi Glasscock - United States

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15598) - you deserved it (54010)

On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

#15127410
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56374) - you deserved it (4897)

On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58148) - you deserved it (8156)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML

#14753442
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35742) - you deserved it (4404)

On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35440) - you deserved it (3448)

On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States



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