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About BBeffedmylife : Instagram-@laurensparkles_instabeauty
My name is Lauren! I'm here for the same reason as most of you... When others eff up, it amuses me!
It never ceases to amaze me how many creeps there are on this site.. If you genuinely do like good conversation and aren't trying to get my "kik", then by all means, send me a message! :)
I do have a published FML that I am very proud of! For whatever reason the FML team can't post it on my profile.

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BBeffedmylife's favorite FMLs

Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML


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On 09/09/2015 at 1:09am - health - by davetherave1983 (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML


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On 04/21/2015 at 9:48am - love - by veiny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML


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On 04/18/2015 at 3:01am - kids - by Anonymus (woman) - Sweden

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had an interview for an office job. As a requirement, I had to show up dressed for the job. My friend has worked there for years and told me it was casual dress. I wore jeans and a blouse. Everyone else had on business suits. Obviously my friend doesn't know what casual means. FML

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML


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On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bed, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about "going", she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinched herself, smiled proudly, and peed. FML


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On 03/15/2015 at 12:23am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, after many tests and doctor visits, I finally found out the reason for my flu-like symptoms isn't a vitamin deficient or anything. The damn tea I drink every morning makes me feel sick. FML

Today, my dad still refuses to repay the loan I gave him. I've just barely managed to pay my bills, and I'm now so poor that I'll have to survive the next 3 days until my next paycheck by eating the only thing left in my fridge: a jar of cheese whiz. FML


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On 02/18/2015 at 12:17pm - money - by janused (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML


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On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML


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On 02/09/2015 at 11:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while breast feeding my 7 month old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML


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On 01/22/2015 at 5:36pm - kids - by ameliaruth09 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML


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On 01/12/2015 at 7:53am - love - by fukinlonely (man) - United Kingdom

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