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- Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras.… Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was… Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news:…
- Today, at work, I was yelled at by a mom for putting gravy on her daughter's mashed potatoes, even… Today, my little sister told me she "got wet" when the guinea pig we were looking after licked her… Today, my younger sister is taller than me. I'm 5 years older than her, I am male, and I am 17. FML.
- Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because…