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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4511
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About AznLuvsMusic : 18 and Asian. I got a 99% on my math test. The struggle is real.

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Visits<b>Cheyennexo</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 2:08pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 1:57pm<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 1:35pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 12:16pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 6:30pm<b>AlexOrban</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 12:44pm<b>mylsux</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 8:37pm<b>jlmartin411</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 8:22am<b>nanancay</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 1:57pm<b>ethan_unoxx</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 2:53pm<b>xfireds</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 12:29am<b>DA_JUDGE123</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 12:49pm<b>Granios</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 12:38am<b>trevieh47</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 2:33pm<b>jake131000</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 8:20am<b>IAm123</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 2:46am<b>MuslimShady</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 10:54am<b>joco4</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 9:29am

Fucked!<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 8:03am<b>AlexOrban</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 6:44pm<b>IAm123</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 8:47am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 4:17pm<b>RA91</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 3:58pm<b>FiFaguY</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 3:01pm<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 12:56pm<b>bigbluetardis</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 10:26am<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 8:33am<b>bmba94</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 9:19am<b>tiger820</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 7:55pm<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 4:35am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 2:33am<b>FuKcMee</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 2:00pm<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 3:43am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 11:26pm<b>madnessking</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:03am<b>Mc_Knapkins</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 3:22pm

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AznLuvsMusic's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

by Gas-pingForAir / 09/19/2016 at 4:59am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

by Pisspants / 09/17/2016 at 12:39am / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and panicked because I couldn't find my blankie. I'll be 36 in a month. FML

by bigbaby / 09/16/2016 at 3:06am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML

by Randomspaghetti / 09/15/2016 at 5:11pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, after a few days of getting what seemed like an odd, scattered rash every time I showered, I finally figured out the problem. It turns out I wasn't just allergic to all the different soap I tried. Apparently a family of very angry spiders have decided to make my loofah their new home. FML

by Peter Parker / 08/30/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML

by crazycatlady / 08/24/2016 at 5:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about it. My brother ended up saying "If god doesn't want me to jerk off, how come he made my knob the perfect shape to fit in my hand?" I burst out laughing and now we're both grounded. FML

by Anonymous / 08/23/2016 at 4:38am / Intimacy

Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML

by Jaided_Genetics / 08/17/2016 at 12:20am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

by TheHeirofTime / 08/15/2016 at 11:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I was, once again, yelled at by multiple tourists because I don't speak their language, even though they could neither speak English or Norwegian. They also yelled at me for not accepting Euros. Norway is not a part of the European Union. FML

Today, my uncle asked me to act as a bodyguard in a video he was making. I put on the shades and suit while he was saying his message to the camera. I was laughing so hard internally that I ended up farting so loud throughout the entire video. We had to shoot the video five times. FML

by Anonymous / 08/09/2016 at 4:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML

by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML

by Yocherrypicker / 07/28/2016 at 9:04pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I was checking my kitten's neutering stitches when he farted so hard that a stray piece of cat shit shot out and hit me in the eye. FML

by BodyElectric / 07/26/2016 at 1:06am / Animals

Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML

by StateOfEuphoria / 07/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health

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