About AznLuvsMusic : 19 and Asian. I got a 99% on my math test. The struggle is real.
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Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML
Today, I was reading on a park bench not far from a grassy spot and a pond. A flock of geese landed on the grassy patch and began to eat some grass. I thought that I may be bothering the geese, but decided if I left them alone, they'd leave me alone as well. I was wrong. Geese are assholes. FML
by Geese Ahoy / 11/14/2016 at 12:00pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by merchgirl / 11/14/2016 at 5:31am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my daughter, whom I consigned a credit card for, told me she was in a bit of financial trouble. It turns out that she was trying to pay off her credit card with the same credit card her bill was for, and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. FML
by Oy Vay / 11/14/2016 at 1:09am / United States (New York) / Money
by fedmisery / 11/07/2016 at 12:13am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Myorafield / 10/26/2016 at 2:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML
by Miss_Whipped / 10/14/2016 at 2:04am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I told my boyfriend the exact moment I fell in love with him: when we made eye contact in a crowd on our fifth date. He asked if I wanted to know what he was thinking at that moment. I then found out it was, "I really hope she can't smell that fart." FML
by saashtow / 10/07/2016 at 1:00am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Cheese luv / 09/21/2016 at 12:55pm / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Miscellaneous
by Gas-pingForAir / 09/19/2016 at 4:59am / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
by Pisspants / 09/17/2016 at 12:39am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by bigbaby / 09/16/2016 at 3:06am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Randomspaghetti / 09/15/2016 at 5:11pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous