About AznLuvsMusic : 18 and Asian. I got a 99% on my math test. The struggle is real.
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Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about it. My brother ended up saying "If god doesn't want me to jerk off, how come he made my knob the perfect shape to fit in my hand?" I burst out laughing and now we're both grounded. FML
Today, I was, once again, yelled at by multiple tourists because I don't speak their language, even though they could neither speak English or Norwegian. They also yelled at me for not accepting Euros. Norway is not a part of the European Union. FML
by hemiol / 08/09/2016 at 7:05pm / Norway / Work
Today, my uncle asked me to act as a bodyguard in a video he was making. I put on the shades and suit while he was saying his message to the camera. I was laughing so hard internally that I ended up farting so loud throughout the entire video. We had to shoot the video five times. FML
by Anonymous / 08/09/2016 at 4:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals
by Yocherrypicker / 07/28/2016 at 9:04pm / Miscellaneous
by BodyElectric / 07/26/2016 at 1:06am / Animals
Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML
by StateOfEuphoria / 07/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health
by SkyrimGamerMoM / 07/14/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (North Dakota) / Geek
Today, my mom called me for dinner by saying, "We're going to eat Steph! I mean we're going to eat COMMA Steph! We're not going to eat you! Ha ha!" She thinks this joke is hilarious and has been doing it to both my dad and me every night since early June. FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2016 at 5:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by You're Not a Wizard / 06/30/2016 at 8:29am / Work
by please don't get the succ / 06/29/2016 at 2:21pm / United States (California) / Work
by Lua / 06/28/2016 at 1:09pm / France (Picardie) / Animals
Today, I went into my kitchen after placing a line of salt across the floor in front of the back door the night before to ward off slugs that keep getting in, only to find 12 idiotic slugs dead and shrivelled up, leaving a horrible gooey mess. I don't know why I expected any intelligence from them. FML
by Spongebob Garypants / 05/25/2016 at 10:05pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Animals
by Kaibel / 05/21/2016 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous