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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4353
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About AznLuvsMusic : 18 and Asian. I got a 99% on my math test. The struggle is real.

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Visits<b>Cheyennexo</b> - 3 hours ago<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 1:57pm<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 1:35pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 12:16pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 6:30pm<b>AlexOrban</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 12:44pm<b>mylsux</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 8:37pm<b>jlmartin411</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 8:22am<b>nanancay</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 1:57pm<b>ethan_unoxx</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 2:53pm<b>xfireds</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 12:29am<b>DA_JUDGE123</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 12:49pm<b>Granios</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 12:38am<b>trevieh47</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 2:33pm<b>jake131000</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 8:20am<b>IAm123</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 2:46am<b>MuslimShady</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 10:54am<b>joco4</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 9:29am

Fucked!<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 8:03am<b>AlexOrban</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 6:44pm<b>IAm123</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 8:47am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 4:17pm<b>RA91</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 3:58pm<b>FiFaguY</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 3:01pm<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 12:56pm<b>bigbluetardis</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 10:26am<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 8:33am<b>bmba94</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 9:19am<b>tiger820</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 7:55pm<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 4:35am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 2:33am<b>FuKcMee</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 2:00pm<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 3:43am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 11:26pm<b>madnessking</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:03am<b>Mc_Knapkins</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 3:22pm

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AznLuvsMusic's favorite FMLs

Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about it. My brother ended up saying "If god doesn't want me to jerk off, how come he made my knob the perfect shape to fit in my hand?" I burst out laughing and now we're both grounded. FML

by Anonymous / 08/23/2016 at 4:38am / Intimacy

Today, I was, once again, yelled at by multiple tourists because I don't speak their language, even though they could neither speak English or Norwegian. They also yelled at me for not accepting Euros. Norway is not a part of the European Union. FML

Today, my uncle asked me to act as a bodyguard in a video he was making. I put on the shades and suit while he was saying his message to the camera. I was laughing so hard internally that I ended up farting so loud throughout the entire video. We had to shoot the video five times. FML

by Anonymous / 08/09/2016 at 4:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML

by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML

by Yocherrypicker / 07/28/2016 at 9:04pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I was checking my kitten's neutering stitches when he farted so hard that a stray piece of cat shit shot out and hit me in the eye. FML

by BodyElectric / 07/26/2016 at 1:06am / Animals

Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML

by StateOfEuphoria / 07/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health

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Today, I got lost in Darkfall Passage in Skyrim and got so frustrated I turned off the game and cried. Thank you pregnancy hormones. FML

by SkyrimGamerMoM / 07/14/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (North Dakota) / Geek

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Today, my mom called me for dinner by saying, "We're going to eat Steph! I mean we're going to eat COMMA Steph! We're not going to eat you! Ha ha!" She thinks this joke is hilarious and has been doing it to both my dad and me every night since early June. FML

by Anonymous / 07/11/2016 at 5:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML

by You're Not a Wizard / 06/30/2016 at 8:29am / Work

Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML

by toto13660 / 06/29/2016 at 4:10pm / Animals

Today, at my job as a sailing instructor, I had to stop kids from getting their asses sucked by a pool filter. FML

by please don't get the succ / 06/29/2016 at 2:21pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, my friends renamed my dog, “Dog Vader.“ Yes, my dog has asthma. FML

by Lua / 06/28/2016 at 1:09pm / France (Picardie) / Animals

Today, I went into my kitchen after placing a line of salt across the floor in front of the back door the night before to ward off slugs that keep getting in, only to find 12 idiotic slugs dead and shrivelled up, leaving a horrible gooey mess. I don't know why I expected any intelligence from them. FML

by Spongebob Garypants / 05/25/2016 at 10:05pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Animals

Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice since I was 13. FML