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Azaseth
  • Town/Country : bodø, norway
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 260
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7755) - you deserved it (55366)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to buy lunch at a grocery store. The total was 3 pounds, and my card got rejected for insufficient funds. I fished about for change, and found I only had 2 pounds. A homeless man behind me in the queue then offered to give me the remaining pound. A homeless man paid my lunch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37335) - you deserved it (13643)

On 07/29/2009 at 10:24am - money - by faentalivetmitt (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

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