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AyeMentalJam
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 May 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 89
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42386) - you deserved it (10547)

On 04/29/2013 at 3:08am - intimacy - by unforgettablee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37763) - you deserved it (3802)

On 12/19/2012 at 3:47pm - love - by mahanaaa_23 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)



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