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AwkwardHaole808

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AwkwardHaole808

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 826
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64273) - you deserved it (5160)

On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I looked at my neighbor's empty lawn; he's an old guy and he usually has the best Christmas lights. We knew he might not be able to do them this year, so I felt bad and I did them for him. Later, a neighbor asked about them and I told her that I helped out. She said, "You do know he died, right?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34879) - you deserved it (17688)

On 12/21/2012 at 11:00am - misc - by Syd - United States (Texas)



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