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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 February 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8370
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Awesomeaxel's favorite FMLs

Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45451) - you deserved it (8800)

On 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by FMLPLZ (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML


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On 12/31/2013 at 1:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML


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On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML


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On 12/26/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51418) - you deserved it (5107)

On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44375) - you deserved it (7280)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39622) - you deserved it (13591)

On 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm - kids - by Awkward - United States (Washington)

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML


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On 11/30/2013 at 2:21pm - money - by yulis (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML


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On 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28760) - you deserved it (90823)

On 11/21/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and screamed: My older sister had placed a Furby right by my face while I was asleep. This is a common occurrence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40426) - you deserved it (4742)

On 11/20/2013 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while working at McDonald's, an angry customer called asking for his money back. Apparently we'd put 6 cheeseburgers in his bag instead of 5, he ate them all and now feels sick. FML

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML


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On 11/02/2013 at 1:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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