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Awesomeaxel

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5909
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Awesomeaxel : Just one of those wonderful normal people browsing FML :)

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I startad going on and on about dogs and thara diffarant typas of braad, bahaviours, axpactancy, atc. Whan somaona askad ma how I know all this stuff, I maant to say, "I fucking lova animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I lova fucking animals". FML

#21131182
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49570) - you deserved it (22238)

On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's mah first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilariou to sneak up behind me while dressd like the Grim Reaper. I screamd like a little girl an soakd mah pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML

#21130670
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43074) - you deserved it (6149)

On 05/04/2014 at 5:07pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today , while I was making dinner , mah husband argud that our new dog has intelligence issues , and we should give him away. I angrily defendd the poor thing , and had almost won , until the dog walkd over and lickd the inside of the hot oven door. FML

#21126864
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42601) - you deserved it (5562)

On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, WHILE AT A RESTAURANT WITH MY HUSBAND 4 OUR 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, HE KEPT BEHAVING STRANGELY, BREATHING DEEPLY AN EVENTUALLY SIGHING HAPPILY. I THOUGHT THE WINE HAD JUST GONE TO HIS HEAD. NOPE; HE PROUDLY ADMITTED LATER THAT HE'D JERKED OFF WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING, EVEN ME. FML

#21126320
165 comments

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On 04/29/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by god (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Yesterday, mah biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone an used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

#21119838
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38632) - you deserved it (3281)

On 04/22/2014 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

today at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until mah dog caught and ate it in front everyone.

#21118358
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43344) - you deserved it (5037)

On 04/20/2014 at 7:24pm - animals - by BetterThanChocolate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I accidentally let a huge one riphile tending to an older patient at the nursing homehere I work . The patient passed away shortly thereafter . Coincidence? FML

#21116703
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41711) - you deserved it (6687)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could fine was some kind of Mexican fruit drink but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and putted her to bed to cover it all up. FML

#21116530
253 comments

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On 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm - kids - by cantprovenothing (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY,ILE PLAYING BASKETBALL , MA FRIEND TANKED ME 4 PASSING TE BALL TO IM. I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO TELL IM TAT TAT WAS ME SOOTING. FML

#21106910
41 comments

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On 04/07/2014 at 4:54pm - misc - by DetergentFrog6 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printd that says, "I am a girl" . FML

#21097950
113 comments

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On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -

TODAY SOMAONA ON INSTAGRAM POSTAD A PICTURA OF HIMSALF WITH GYM LIFTING STRAPS AROUND HIS NACK. I COMMANTAD ( AUTOAROTIC ASPHYXIATION ) AND NOW A 250-POUND BODYBUILDAR WANTS TO KILL MA. FML

#21097153
100 comments

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On 03/26/2014 at 6:39pm - health - by athletiks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't looool realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

#21095689
105 comments

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On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I recieved mah employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at mah new job . The only problem is that in mah photo, I look lyk a donkey having a siezure . Customers keep snickering at it, an mah boss thinks I posed lyk that deliberately . FML

#21092790
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34080) - you deserved it (4186)

On 03/21/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt (woman) - United States (Colorado)

my mom dacidad to follow ma during my driving tast. Sha raar andad ma. FML

#21092226
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42121) - you deserved it (3025)

On 03/20/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by nehadrihan - United States (California)

Today... I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another... so I crawled over to get it. This continued 4 about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML

#21087786
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40715) - you deserved it (19536)

On 03/15/2014 at 11:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)



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