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Awesome58422599

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 382
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Awesome58422599 : Hey, wonder if anyone knows what my tattoos mean.

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Awesome58422599's favorite FMLs

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75799) - you deserved it (4062)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)



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