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Awesome58422599

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 332
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Awesome58422599 : Hey, wonder if anyone knows what my tattoos mean.

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Visits<b>FitFriday</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 3:00am<b>deaconsmom</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 6:12am<b>Rented_eyebrows</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 1:11am<b>Tendou</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 9:08pm<b>shyrriene</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 12:28pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:46am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:16am<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:31am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 9:56pm<b>perfect_insanity</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 10:20pm<b>CAC_Boomerang</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 4:28pm<b>poppunkette</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 6:14am<b>FATALITYx64</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 2:08pm<b>xomeowitsj</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 4:23am<b>littleteapot</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 10:12pm<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 9:59pm<b>dancinwookie</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 9:50pm<b>lunar999</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 5:41pm

Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 3:56am<b>perfect_insanity</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:20am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71730) - you deserved it (3764)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)



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