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Awahso

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  • Number of comments : 290
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

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