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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 September 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30047) - you deserved it (5137)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML


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On 08/12/2014 at 1:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML


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On 05/18/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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