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Avenueoftrees

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Avenueoftrees

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Avenueoftrees's favorite FMLs

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35189) - you deserved it (14479)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:46pm - health - by fatty (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I wore a tank top for the first time in a few years. It turned out even worse than the last time. I got insulted by several people over my "Never say never" upper chest tattoo, which I got years ago, before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer". FML

#21230914
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43555) - you deserved it (9793)

On 08/06/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by beaverfever (man) - Poland (Zachodniopomorskie)

Today, I learned that my parrots now can shit horizontally when I found the wall next to the cage covered in feces. FML



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