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Autumn__B

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 March 2000 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1577
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Autumn__B : Hey :)
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Visits<b>MoDDbest</b> - 3 hours ago<b>katastrophicd</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 3:09pm<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 6:39pm<b>BerzerkHD</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 4:30pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 1:42pm<b>Wess29</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 10:33am<b>Trollx</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 9:46am<b>laynethefirst</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 3:17pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 10:26pm<b>Bluedy</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 2:13pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 5:00am<b>silentj46290</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 8:22am<b>LizG</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 2:10pm<b>SocialAmethyst</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 9:06am<b>imeanwhynot</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 12:04am<b>randomuserlolol</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 12:06am<b>NAH2000</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 12:55pm<b>BstMode</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 11:47pm

Fucked!<b>silentj46290</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 1:51pm<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 11:22am<b>NAH2000</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 5:55pm<b>Contiinuous</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 7:40pm<b>zacharyd650</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 7:30am<b>idkwyatt</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 7:42am<b>infernoblaze84</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 11:20pm<b>cmchappy</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 11:31am<b>tzemmy</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 11:00pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 9:20pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:00am<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 10:45am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 8:02am<b>DolphinLaser23</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 5:56am<b>James_Grim</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 5:42am<b>Mr_snuggels</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 2:04pm<b>Mornai</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 8:25pm<b>EverestMelting</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 8:25pm

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Autumn__B's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my birthday. I had asked my parents for a keyboard, and I was really excited to open the massive box they gave me. It was a computer keyboard. I've been playing piano for 11 years. FML

by THANKS / 06/19/2015 at 4:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

by RecentCollegeGrad / 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm / Kids

Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML

by cbarr98 / 06/05/2015 at 9:00pm / United States (Iowa) / Work

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

by Anonymous / 06/04/2015 at 3:06am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

by Anonymous / 05/23/2015 at 3:03am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiancé called me 'thick' for not realising he'd been sleeping with his ex earlier. FML

Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML

by Sexless from Texas / 04/24/2015 at 7:38am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I got into an argument with my racist brother after he opened his god damn stupid mouth in front of my girlfriend. He actually tried to convince me that he's not a racist, because one of his favorite types of porn is black girls getting fucked by white guys. FML

by assault and imnotracistbuttery / 04/18/2015 at 12:57am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

by NotDying / 04/08/2015 at 8:26am / United States (California) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML

by hexphoenix / 04/06/2015 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I saw one one of my cat's hairs on my sweatpants and wanted to remove it. It wasn't a cat hair, but a pubic hair that has found its way through my panties and sweatpants while being still attached to me. FML

by PeppermintPenny / 04/06/2015 at 9:54am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML

by supercharged / 04/05/2015 at 2:03pm / Canada (Alberta) / Geek

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML

by ironfey / 03/20/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my drunken mom began to frantically scream "YEAH" "WOO HOO" and "ALRIGHT" at some kindergarteners that were singing Amazing Grace in honor of a restaurant owner who had recently died. FML

by RadioactiveKush / 03/01/2015 at 2:07am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

by Anonymous / 02/23/2015 at 12:56pm / United States / Health