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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 443
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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2day my boyfriend an I were having sex an in the heat of the moment I crid out 4 him to go harder. He had an exasperatd expression on his face, an in an adamantly offendd tone he said, "Don't tell me wat to do." Then he stoppd an left the room. FML


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On 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by belljars (woman) - United States (California)

Today one of the special needs teens I work with confessd his love for me. It was cute until he puttd his erection on mah leg and attemptd to hump me. FML

Today... I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me... because as I entered... I hered her ranting to herself about her ( God damned fucking cheerios ). I started to slowly back out... but I tripped over my own feet. She hered and yelled at me fir ( sneaking around ). FML


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On 10/26/2013 at 2:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today , it's the fifth day in looool a row mah workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML


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On 10/11/2013 at 11:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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