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AugustusGloop
  • Town/Country : Charleston, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 34
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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I agree, their lives suck

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58782) - you deserved it (5833)

On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)



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