Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 68
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AugustusGloop : Merr?

AugustusGloop's page activity

Visits<b>herpaderpaherp</b> - the 10/28/2013 at 11:14pm<b>xxGheTToGumbYxx</b> - the 06/20/2013 at 10:13pm<b>bballer4life895</b> - the 06/12/2013 at 8:33am

AugustusGloop's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

See all of AugustusGloop's badges

AugustusGloop's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64957) - you deserved it (6436)

On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)

Scarlatine's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Scarlatine's illustrated FML
  • Are your abs well-toned and look like you’re made of metal? Feel like a machine ready to take whatever the crossfit fad can throw at you? Do you scream, ”Bro, do you Even lift?" at people during…

Monday 5 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: