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AttackofTheCammy

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AttackofTheCammy

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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 422
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AttackofTheCammy : The greatest female on earth I will one day rule the world and eradicate all spiders

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Today, I decided to show up early for work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager called to bitch me out for already being 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31929) - you deserved it (37)

On 03/08/2015 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML



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