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AtomicDiamond87

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1471
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AtomicDiamond87 : I like talking but also shy... I love rock music mostly. Some rap, hip hop, r&b, techno, classic, electronic, country, and whatever. Lol Ima geek.was in choir in high school and college. Trying to learn the piano and guitar (i still suck at both). I love dancing, not choreographed but just my style. but oh well that's enough about me. if your stopping by say least say hi...? :)

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Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44208) - you deserved it (12821)

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