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About AthiestNun : Know any good music? Message me. Anything else and I probably won't answer.
I only thumbs people up who make me laugh. Thumbs down are a never though. Everyone has a right to their own opinion.
Also, it takes me a while to answer.
EDIT: You can't creep anyone anymore on this app, it shows when you visit their page. Fuck.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I started coming on to my wife while in bed, only for her to yet again say she wasn't in the mood. When I asked why she never is lately, she sarcastically blamed it on the government shutdown, then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Friday 22 May 2015