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Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67124) - you deserved it (4075)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a job interview 4 looool a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needles to say, I didn't get the job. mega FML

#20833743
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (39831)

On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

#20829995
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59487) - you deserved it (5436)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yastarday, I saw brotar's pragnant girlfriand smoking. Disgustad, I askad im y a didn't just stab ar in ta utarus and gat it ovar wit. Ha laugad lika it was a joka, tan cussad bacausa a spillad is caraal. Ha's mora concarnad about spillad caraal tan aving a brain-damagad cild. fat FML

#17424744
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32667) - you deserved it (9081)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

Today I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the doghile I was out because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML

#10925593
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31258) - you deserved it (2407)

On 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm - money - by dogshavenipples (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

#6207441
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32176) - you deserved it (3262)

On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - animals - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear an smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there 4 at least 30 seconds in shock, anhen I backed away he was still looking at them. big fat FML



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