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Aspyr

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  • Number of visits : 145
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Indiantrolledd</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 4:12pm<b>ablake21</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 2:37pm<b>randomscreenname</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 10:24am<b>kongeavpluto</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 9:43am<b>Enslaved</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 1:44am<b>yourlifesucks147</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 10:45pm<b>ewall19</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 10:59pm<b>BicBoi996</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 12:56pm

Aspyr's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Aspyr's favorite FMLs

Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML

#21197788
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48961) - you deserved it (6220)

On 07/03/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by AJL - United States

Today, I went to buy lunch at a grocery store. The total was 3 pounds, and my card got rejected for insufficient funds. I fished about for change, and found I only had 2 pounds. A homeless man behind me in the queue then offered to give me the remaining pound. A homeless man paid my lunch. FML

#4131254
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42460) - you deserved it (15237)

On 07/29/2009 at 10:24am - money - by faentalivetmitt (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML

#912798
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9141) - you deserved it (80767)

On 04/11/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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