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Aspen_Grace33
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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 July 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5199
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Aspen_Grace33 : Just turned 30!!! Live in Missouri, USA

I Love Lucy is my very favorite tv show of all time!!! Lucille Ball was a brilliant comedienne and that show is a timeless classic!!!

I work in retail...still....after 12 years...

I love talking to and meeting people from all over the world!!! My best friend actually lives in Japan!

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Aspen_Grace33's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML

#21456687
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25574) - you deserved it (2590)

On 08/16/2015 at 11:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML

#21456522
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21532) - you deserved it (1721)

On 08/15/2015 at 11:16pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to fire an employee due to his staggering incompetence. The moment I said the F-word, he started fake-coughing, then loudly humming, then went to his desk and pretended not to hear anything I was saying. It took 3 of us to drag him out of the building kicking and screaming. FML

#21456323
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22568) - you deserved it (1643)

On 08/15/2015 at 11:47am - work - by bruised - United States (Florida)

Today, just as I was putting my contacts in, a gnat landed on it. Its guts got squished between my eyeball and the contact. FML

#21456316
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23231) - you deserved it (1593)

On 08/15/2015 at 11:20am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML

#21455978
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23142) - you deserved it (1939)

On 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm - misc - by Brooke (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML

#21455960
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30855) - you deserved it (1370)

On 08/14/2015 at 11:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark

Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML

#21455888
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21957) - you deserved it (8708)

On 08/14/2015 at 5:35am - work - by babbling idiot - Canada

Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML

#21455715
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24233) - you deserved it (2431)

On 08/13/2015 at 7:50pm - kids - by stressedmom36 - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML

Today, a customer came in to the Walmart I cashier at, trying to set me up with her daughter. This isn't the first time she's tried. As she so graciously put it, her daughter "has a thing for the wimpy nerdy types". FML

#21455427
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22782) - you deserved it (2050)

On 08/13/2015 at 12:13am - work - by Highroller_17 - United States

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

#21455368
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19945) - you deserved it (4701)

On 08/12/2015 at 9:18pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML

#21455147
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27486) - you deserved it (2399)

On 08/12/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by Why Me - United States (Washington)

Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML

#21454749
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33182) - you deserved it (1574)

On 08/11/2015 at 11:30am - misc - by DevastatedWoman (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)



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