About Asian_4_Life : Hey, I am asian, as it says in my username. No i do not speak chinese or japanese or whatever other languages are in Asia. Please dont ask or else I will just stare at my phone for like five minutes like -_-... I love music. I gotz weird friends. Murica all da way! I got an Instagram, Snapchat, Trumblr, Facebook, Twitter, Kik, Wattpad and some other stuff I can't remember right now... I also tend to forget some things. If you want to follow to snapchat me, you gotta ask... I Love Lions. just so ya know. The Tonight Show with jimmy Fallon. Kevin Hart. Austin Mahone. Justin Timberlake. Divergent trilogy. The Fault in Our Stars. I like drawing, sketching, painting... art. Duct Tape fixes Everything.
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Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2014 at 1:16am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by WickedRene / 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, my dad was doing FaceTime with a friend. He turned his iPhone towards my sister and said "There's my daughter..." He then turned it to me and said "...and there's my ugly son", then walked away. I'm still not sure if it's a joke or not. FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2014 at 8:20pm / Canada (Quebec) / Geek
by infortunatename / 08/01/2014 at 7:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Ljiljka / 08/01/2014 at 10:37am / Serbia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why are you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because of her 100-pound weight gain and that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML
by jogginglikeitsmyjob / 07/31/2014 at 7:51am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML
by lostintdot / 07/31/2014 at 7:38am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
by Anonymous / 07/31/2014 at 1:00am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
by Humiliated & Heart-Broken / 07/30/2014 at 12:41am / United States (Texas) / Love
by dealtit / 07/29/2014 at 11:49pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
by dorrisdoes / 07/28/2014 at 4:47pm / New Zealand / Work
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
by fingwhore / 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/26/2014 at 11:50am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway.… Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it… Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed…
- Today, somebody threw a pencil and it got stuck in the ceiling. And since I'm tall everyone thought… Today, my mother who knows nothing about technology, asked why the T.V. turned off. She then yelled… Today, I have a 104 fever and in school why? because I can't stay at home for 2 days straight. FML