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Ashley_Sky

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Ashley_Sky

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  • Number of visits : 298
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Edogg215</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 5:17pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 6:33pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 5:03am<b>MyUsernameisEpic</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 4:51pm<b>mval10</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 10:32am<b>somthingstupd</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 11:02pm<b>whuuut___</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 6:01pm<b>seeoseek</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 6:46pm<b>Cristhian8</b> - the 05/10/2014 at 1:41am<b>julian0605</b> - the 11/22/2013 at 7:59pm<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 08/30/2013 at 10:23pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 4:43pm<b>neomimaylee</b> - the 07/07/2013 at 1:28pm<b>ajackass</b> - the 07/05/2013 at 11:48pm<b>JackDaddy13</b> - the 07/05/2013 at 9:11pm<b>dEnVeRkUsH</b> - the 07/05/2013 at 9:28am<b>LaurenJadeK</b> - the 07/05/2013 at 4:22am<b>lakatu</b> - the 07/05/2013 at 1:13am

Fucked!<b>Edogg215</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 5:48pm<b>whuuut___</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 12:01am<b>seeoseek</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 12:46am

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Ashley_Sky's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML

#20745284
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60630) - you deserved it (4158)

On 06/24/2013 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by Creepedout - United States (Florida)

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

#20562846
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84385) - you deserved it (8731)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML

#20524308
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33773) - you deserved it (5289)

On 02/27/2013 at 11:43am - misc - by dangerZone - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML

#20522482
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56509) - you deserved it (4147)

On 02/25/2013 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by n3ov (man) - Pakistan (Islamabad)



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