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Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
by anonymous / 01/08/2015 at 2:10pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
by Z3R0G5 / 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/04/2014 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Kids
by Kayla_BlowPop / 01/03/2014 at 3:34am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
by notakeeper / 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
by neta_1996 / 01/02/2014 at 9:06pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
by Andrew / 01/02/2014 at 6:49pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2014 at 12:14am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/01/2014 at 9:32pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Animals
Today, a customer started a conversation by telling me how smart he'd heard I am, and finished it by explaining his theory that only smart people commit suicide. He then gave me a knowing look and said, "Just something I thought you should think about," and left without buying anything. FML
by Okay_Then / 01/01/2014 at 6:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/31/2013 at 2:52am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by thatsfine / 07/14/2013 at 6:52pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/14/2013 at 3:37pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/13/2013 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Love
- Today, i made a new "friend". he has been following me around making sexual jokes and making creepy… Today, my friend asked me about a guy she was about to date. But she started with saying "you know… Today, my boyfriend took a drug test. Not for a job, but because his mother insisted I drugged him.…