About Ashdapple : Yo. I'm Ash and I like to complain and hear other people's rants. I also write sometimes and tend to watch anime.
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by CANTTAKEMORE / 04/26/2016 at 6:24pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by Jjay08 / 04/26/2016 at 5:17pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 11:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo". It went on for around half an hour. FML
by GetAnotherRoomAlready / 03/12/2016 at 12:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
by MrAries / 03/02/2016 at 6:45am / United States / Health
by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by All the ills / 02/15/2016 at 3:32pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by crinitis / 01/28/2016 at 11:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
by oliver / 01/27/2016 at 7:02am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/25/2016 at 10:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 7:08pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
Today, I found out why this crazy bitch slashed the tires of my car to prevent me from going to my exam. It's because I'm supposedly the curve setter for the class and she wants to get into medical school without me fucking it up for her. FML
by notmyfault / 01/14/2016 at 5:21pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I almost died. My friends dragged me unconcious, hypothermic and half-drowned out of the sea. A helicopter took me to the hospital where they brought me back to life. My family's reaction? "You aren't dying so we don't have to come to the hospital." They wouldn't even bring me clothes. FML
by KereKris / 01/14/2016 at 7:11am / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
by retail can shart a cock / 01/09/2016 at 12:25am / United States / Work
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 1:23pm / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with the traffic and decided to cross the… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…