About Ashdapple : Yo. I'm Ash and I like to complain and hear other people's rants. I also write sometimes and tend to watch anime.
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Ashdapple's favorite FMLs
Today, while I was lifeguarding a swim meet with over 100 patrons, a duck paid a visit to our pool. He sat down and a brown cloud surfaced in the water. He immediately flew off. My manager then made me put goggles on and scoop out the poop while everyone watched. FML
by 1sasafras1 / 06/17/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
by eebie jeebies / 05/30/2016 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by CANTTAKEMORE / 04/26/2016 at 6:24pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 11:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo". It went on for around half an hour. FML
by GetAnotherRoomAlready / 03/12/2016 at 12:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
by MrAries / 03/02/2016 at 6:45am / United States / Health
by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by All the ills / 02/15/2016 at 3:32pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by crinitis / 01/28/2016 at 11:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
by oliver / 01/27/2016 at 7:02am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/25/2016 at 10:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 7:08pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
by retail can shart a cock / 01/09/2016 at 12:25am / United States / Work
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 1:23pm / Miscellaneous
by Labro9 / 01/07/2016 at 3:15am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…