About Ashdapple : Yo. I'm Ash and I like to complain and hear other people's rants. I also write sometimes and tend to watch anime.
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Ashdapple's favorite FMLs
by DFTBA but FML / 07/22/2016 at 3:51am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by aurora320 / 07/19/2016 at 3:50pm / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Love
Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML
by ThanksMom / 07/08/2016 at 3:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by quackers / 07/08/2016 at 3:00am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving with my little brother when out of nowhere he yelled at me to stop. Thinking it was urgent, I slammed my breaks, almost getting rammed from behind. Why did he yell for me to stop? The Pokémon GO said there was a sparrow near us. FML
by PurplePanda_1927 / 07/07/2016 at 10:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 12:23pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Kids
Today, while I was lifeguarding a swim meet with over 100 patrons, a duck paid a visit to our pool. He sat down and a brown cloud surfaced in the water. He immediately flew off. My manager then made me put goggles on and scoop out the poop while everyone watched. FML
by 1sasafras1 / 06/17/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
by eebie jeebies / 05/30/2016 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by CANTTAKEMORE / 04/26/2016 at 6:24pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 11:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo". It went on for around half an hour. FML
by GetAnotherRoomAlready / 03/12/2016 at 12:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
by MrAries / 03/02/2016 at 6:45am / United States / Health
by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my new doctor gave me a pamphlet for a cervical cancer prevention injection and told me it's… Today, I thought it was adorable when my dog made friends with a toad. Now he wants to meet ALL the… Today, I groom dogs for living and I've always loved my job, however on this particular shift I had…