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  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 10046
  • Number of comments : 311
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Ashamed_Sister : Sometimes I’m a confused girl, confused by a weird family. On most days, however, I just try to be a funny girl struggling with my live in order to get what I want.
The photo is a bit old. At that time I looked sweet and innocent, but my family already thought I have a dirty mouth… And since I like to play around with pics I do not only present to you the ashamed sister but the Vitruvian sister and the silenced sister, as well.

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Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML


I agree, your life sucks (30068) - you deserved it (7407)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12047) - you deserved it (23984)

On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30724) - you deserved it (15353)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33916) - you deserved it (6203)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by Absent - France

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66543) - you deserved it (3375)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML


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On 01/02/2010 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Lonely (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48256) - you deserved it (2653)

On 01/01/2010 at 5:07pm - work - by manksy (woman) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (91399) - you deserved it (5227)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was our 6 month anniversary. My boyfriend didn’t get me a present or take me out to dinner. Instead he cried to me about how much he hates his life while he repeatedly punched himself in the face. Then he dropped me off to spend time with his mom. FML

Today, I found out that my mom had read my diary because she was worried. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), and what condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37854) - you deserved it (21071)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8534) - you deserved it (35284)

On 10/28/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by Moody (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34106) - you deserved it (3942)

On 10/25/2009 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (182780) - you deserved it (9423)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72970) - you deserved it (3746)

On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came to a realization that the closest people to me in my life, the ones who are warm and welcoming, who're happy to see me, who honestly wanna know how I've been and how I feel, whose smiles make me feel warm and fuzzy inside, are the baristas at Starbucks, not my actual 'friends'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35509) - you deserved it (5630)

On 09/23/2009 at 4:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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