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  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7586
  • Number of comments : 284
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Ashamed_Sister : Sometimes I’m a confused girl, confused by a weird family. On most days, however, I just try to be a funny girl struggling with my live in order to get what I want.
The photo is a bit old. At that time I looked sweet and innocent, but my family already thought I have a dirty mouth… And since I like to play around with pics I do not only present to you the ashamed sister but the Vitruvian sister and the silenced sister, as well.

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Ashamed_Sister's favorite FMLs

Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to loose weight,hile I sit on my fat ass playing video games . FML

#11318182
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9416) - you deserved it (48607)

On 06/19/2010 at 8:40pm - health - by Grace (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I lost mah anal virginity cuz mah boyfriend "slipped". FML

#11117532
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52604) - you deserved it (21284)

On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was having it off with mah boyfriand of 3 yaars in his living roomhan a girl bargas in... saas us... an scraams "I knaw it!" than rushas out. My boyfriand gats up... grabs his pants anhila chasing aftar har yalls "baby sha's nothing... u know I only lova you!" FML

#9695428
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66380) - you deserved it (6650)

On 04/07/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

I was having sex with boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrowhile faking an orgasmhen I realize boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

#9519577
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11915) - you deserved it (63363)

On 03/31/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by darthmilfious - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with mah pants zipper. Guesshich of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27011) - you deserved it (6967)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML

#7529834
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10864) - you deserved it (22479)

On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)

Today... I Met My Boyfriend's Notoriously Difficult Moter. I Ad Been Looking Forward To Meeting Er And Making A Good Impression. Unfortunately... I Could Not Greet Er As Er Son's Penis Was Still In My Mout. FML

#7318001
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28461) - you deserved it (14420)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clotes. FML

#7293209
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32409) - you deserved it (6016)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by Absent - France

Today, after monts of trying, my wife of seven yeres told me se is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63244) - you deserved it (3146)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I FELL ASLEEP WHILE MASTURBATING!! I'M SO BAD THAT I BORE MYSELF!! FAT FML

#7100685
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18813) - you deserved it (6523)

On 01/02/2010 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Lonely (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today,han I was unpacking all of mah stuff, mah parants daclarad that thay ara going to liva in Australia, and hava found ma a 'friand' . I am a 14 yaar old grl at boarding school, and mah friand is mah naw fostar mum . FML

#7086130
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45164) - you deserved it (2451)

On 01/01/2010 at 5:07pm - work - by manksy (woman) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

today I came ome from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took te ouse and most of te money, sister is seven monts pregnant, broter was arrested fir statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." O, and my fis died. FML

#6989911
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86842) - you deserved it (4962)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , it was our 6 month anniversary. My boyfriend didn’t get me a present or take me out to dinner. Instead he crid to me about how much he hates his life while he repeatedly punchd himself in the face. Then he droppd me off to spend time with his mom. fat FML

Today, I found out that mah mom had read mah diary because she was worried. She now knows details about mah depression, details about mah sex life, such as how I lost mah virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), an wat condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed mah dad. big fat FML

#6389585
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35528) - you deserved it (20088)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)



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