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  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 10556
  • Number of comments : 317
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Ashamed_Sister : Sometimes I’m a confused girl, confused by a weird family. On most days, however, I just try to be a funny girl struggling with my live in order to get what I want.
The photo is a bit old. At that time I looked sweet and innocent, but my family already thought I have a dirty mouth… And since I like to play around with pics I do not only present to you the ashamed sister but the Vitruvian sister and the silenced sister, as well.

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Ashamed_Sister's favorite FMLs

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

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213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17652) - you deserved it (57208)

On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML

#13871078
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16041) - you deserved it (55107)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:43pm - work - by T_Willl -

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

#13357466
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31850) - you deserved it (3393)

On 10/07/2010 at 7:37pm - misc - by toyotasmash - United States

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML

#13352571
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45384) - you deserved it (3090)

On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am - love - by Alex - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had another fat chick meeting him in twenty minutes." FML

#12800426
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36668) - you deserved it (15000)

On 08/29/2010 at 3:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

#12753768
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15772) - you deserved it (51981)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML

#12751809
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35589) - you deserved it (12604)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

#12740190
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16638) - you deserved it (67748)

On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50280) - you deserved it (15500)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

#12408550
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45039) - you deserved it (14310)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

#12231290
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29055) - you deserved it (17333)

On 07/31/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

#11935766
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24510) - you deserved it (45663)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to lose weight, while I sit on my fat ass playing video games. FML

#11318182
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10808) - you deserved it (51784)

On 06/19/2010 at 8:40pm - health - by Grace (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

#11117532
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57050) - you deserved it (22393)

On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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