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  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7938
  • Number of comments : 284
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Ashamed_Sister : Sometimes I’m a confused girl, confused by a weird family. On most days, however, I just try to be a funny girl struggling with my live in order to get what I want.
The photo is a bit old. At that time I looked sweet and innocent, but my family already thought I have a dirty mouth… And since I like to play around with pics I do not only present to you the ashamed sister but the Vitruvian sister and the silenced sister, as well.

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Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

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On 07/31/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22427) - you deserved it (43247)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to lose weight, while I sit on my fat ass playing video games. FML

#11318182
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9423) - you deserved it (48632)

On 06/19/2010 at 8:40pm - health - by Grace (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

#11117532
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52639) - you deserved it (21291)

On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML

#9695428
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66421) - you deserved it (6651)

On 04/07/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

#9519577
177 comments

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On 03/31/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by darthmilfious - Sent from mobile version

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27030) - you deserved it (6968)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML

#7529834
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10876) - you deserved it (22494)

On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

#7318001
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28502) - you deserved it (14440)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

#7293209
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32441) - you deserved it (6016)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by Absent - France

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63284) - you deserved it (3151)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML

#7100685
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19965) - you deserved it (6757)

On 01/02/2010 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Lonely (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML

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217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45203) - you deserved it (2453)

On 01/01/2010 at 5:07pm - work - by manksy (woman) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86907) - you deserved it (4965)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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