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AshaaFerreira

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AshaaFerreira

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  • Number of visits : 2994
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About AshaaFerreira : Every one says I have a very bubbly personality. Everyone also says I'm the funniest when I make up my own lyrics to songs or rant! Lol I also own my own company AshleysWeddings.com :)I am engaged and can't wait to be married myself!

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Today I woke up an stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. real FML

#21149493
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44003) - you deserved it (5034)

On 05/23/2014 at 6:46pm - intimacy - by fucking hell my eyes burn (man) - Germany

Today, I bought mah niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

#21123212
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42039) - you deserved it (17627)

On 04/26/2014 at 1:57am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today... mah in-laws moved in. FML

#21107985
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63462) - you deserved it (5849)

On 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm - misc - by Great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't looool realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

#21095689
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48108) - you deserved it (12245)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I presentd my child with the classic "Who came first , the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return , I got a detaild lecture on how birds evolvd from dinosaurs , how life was creatd in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schoold by a 9 year old. FML

#21051355
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42151) - you deserved it (21904)

On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other an laughed 4 about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

#21036142
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42451) - you deserved it (5420)

On 01/22/2014 at 2:23pm - misc - by IMSERIOUS - United States (California)

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended!! FML

#21036028
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48878) - you deserved it (3850)

On 01/22/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realisd after showering that I didn't have looool a towel, so I thought I would risk a nakd dash to my brother's room to steal one of his . He and his friend were in the room and both agred that I needd a ( trim ) . FML

#21019082
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49256) - you deserved it (20358)

On 01/06/2014 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, mah 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television looool so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter wat we bribe her with. big fat FML

#21010264
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45173) - you deserved it (23514)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is cuz my foot cushioned the fall. FML

#20998674
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37072) - you deserved it (3814)

On 12/19/2013 at 11:41pm - misc - by ouch - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took ma younger sister to see Santa for a poto. Santa insisted tat I was in te poto too. I wasn't sure y e made looool suc a big deal about it until e groped meile te poto was being taken. FML

Today, I proposd to mah girlfriend. She askd if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw mah dumbfoundd face, then playd it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd postd on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

#20975896
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56785) - you deserved it (5133)

On 11/30/2013 at 3:29pm - love - by fuckface? I wish (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY I HAD SEX WITH MAH BOYFRIEND FOR THE FIRST TIME. IT WAS ALSO THE FIRST TIME HE'D EVER HAD SEX. HOW COULD I TELL? HE CRIED ALL THE WAY THROUGH AN CALLED HIS PARENTS RIGHT AFTER. MEGA FML

#20974515
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58250) - you deserved it (6346)

On 11/29/2013 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend announced to me e was sleeping wit anoter girl via alpabet soup !! looool FML

#20968871
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45159) - you deserved it (3512)

On 11/24/2013 at 11:01am - love - by fries - United States (New York)

Today, after getting a root canal, I told mah mother how boring it was just sitting there with mah mouth open fir ageshile the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with mah father. FML

#20968136
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43649) - you deserved it (4383)

On 11/23/2013 at 4:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina



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