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Arxikist

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 1151
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Arxikist : In sum, I'm basically a Football WR, Hockey RW. Atheist, Patriotic city-boy from Canada. I mostly use the app so I probably won't your message if you send me one. To avoid getting thumbs down from me do not mention/ do the following:

- Talk about yourself randomly
- Talk about peoples PP
- Talk about religion
- Say "lol", "haha", etc.
- Be stupid in general
- Don't kiss anyone's ass (especially DocBastard's)
- Don't fake you know the OP
- Don't fake you are the OP

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Arxikist's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML

#19361987
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7011) - you deserved it (36681)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was taking a lifeguard certification test. I nearly drowned halfway through. FML

#19361709
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9461) - you deserved it (18482)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:30am - work - by LiveGuard - United States

Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

#19260782
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24715) - you deserved it (3048)

On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

#19260782
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24715) - you deserved it (3048)

On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

#19260782
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24715) - you deserved it (3048)

On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

#19138758
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8916) - you deserved it (23403)

On 02/22/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by nevergettingajob (man) - Canada

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

#19138758
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8916) - you deserved it (23403)

On 02/22/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by nevergettingajob (man) - Canada

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

#19122192
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25040) - you deserved it (8071)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

#19122021
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22784) - you deserved it (7061)

On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

#19121562
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29713) - you deserved it (5873)

On 02/20/2012 at 9:23am - intimacy - by Gabi - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML

#19120522
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8131) - you deserved it (30368)

On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

#19025200
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6611) - you deserved it (40635)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:26am - work - by ronz -

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML

#19024888
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22089) - you deserved it (1703)

On 02/08/2012 at 6:27am - misc - by 3.14 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML

#18972583
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24381) - you deserved it (3080)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:11pm - kids - by Bruce (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML

#18972583
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24381) - you deserved it (3080)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:11pm - kids - by Bruce (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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