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Arwen_Evenstar

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1676
  • Number of comments : 364
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Arwen_Evenstar : I'm half elven, yet find myself prone to FML moments. I find myself strangely happy that even 4 people on here give fucks about me!

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Visits<b>Soninuva</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 12:15am<b>amine91</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 7:53am<b>dyne808</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 4:47am<b>Artigedude65</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 7:37am<b>SweetSociopathy</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 8:20pm<b>duckman9</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 7:08am<b>WafflePunch</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 11:12pm<b>triplebeerox</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 3:02pm<b>Aimeejasmine</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 3:53pm<b>SlimDanny</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 12:52pm<b>shredder217</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 12:41pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 11:28pm<b>helsingmusique18</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 3:22pm<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 12:10pm<b>THEDUDE1553566</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 8:29am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:30am<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 2:04pm<b>Mmkay1515</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 8:08am

Fucked!<b>orcatheseapanda</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 6:28pm<b>dyne808</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:49am<b>duckman9</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 1:16pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 5:28am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 1:30pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 6:17pm<b>austinpk</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 7:25pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:35am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 2:17pm<b>weepul36</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 2:43pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 12:53am<b>Psykotik713</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 1:01am<b>Jellysweetheart</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 4:53pm<b>MrSassypants</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 5:58am<b>Brightbulb</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 5:32pm<b>thebigtwinkie</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 5:48pm<b>oreomagic</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 10:55am<b>superbopbop</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 5:21pm

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The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Arwen_Evenstar's favorite FMLs

Today, at the supermarket, a woman came up to me and said I looked just like her son, who was killed in Afghanistan. She tearfully asked if she could hug me "one last time". It was a little weird, but I let her. 10 minutes later, at the checkout, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

#21425871
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31903) - you deserved it (4454)

On 06/14/2015 at 9:41am - money - by Justin 'Cuntface' Bieber III (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML

#21425055
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24932) - you deserved it (4158)

On 06/12/2015 at 3:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, while serving a customer, she told me: "God made you a working class citizen so you could serve! If God wanted you to go to college, he would have made sure you were able to go!" FML

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17332) - you deserved it (32382)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

#21378889
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28882) - you deserved it (3827)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

#21378013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32322) - you deserved it (60)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML

#21344889
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15265) - you deserved it (25663)

On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

#21341327
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30921) - you deserved it (11892)

On 01/20/2015 at 11:10pm - intimacy - by chelse_elyce - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying something new. I ended up with a shard of glass in my back and a concussion. Don't have sex on a glass table. FML

#21335128
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18228) - you deserved it (26532)

On 01/11/2015 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

#21331973
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26530) - you deserved it (4286)

On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I got a letter from my long time boyfriend asking me to meet him at the place we first met for a "surprise". I can't remember where that even is. FML

#21327916
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27875) - you deserved it (11634)

On 12/31/2014 at 3:59pm - love - by lunab123 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

#21323615
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31179) - you deserved it (2960)

On 12/24/2014 at 10:48pm - money - by evil Santa - United States (Ohio)

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

#21263789
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35857) - you deserved it (2237)

On 09/23/2014 at 12:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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