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  • Number of visits : 1880
  • Number of comments : 385
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Arwen_Evenstar : I'm half elven, yet find myself prone to FML moments. I find myself strangely happy that even 4 people on here give fucks about me!

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You have thumbed 5000 comments.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Arwen_Evenstar's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I got in a fight about which is better: Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. We aren't speaking. FML

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML

Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20179) - you deserved it (9350)

On 09/05/2015 at 1:36pm - health - by the poor man - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24091) - you deserved it (1556)

On 08/22/2015 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers. Correction: she used to love tigers, until one sprayed urine on her from a distance of four meters. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23049) - you deserved it (5205)

On 08/21/2015 at 1:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML


I agree, your life sucks (20770) - you deserved it (2489)

On 08/20/2015 at 12:18pm - misc - by fuck you btichass cuntshit (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, at the supermarket, a woman came up to me and said I looked just like her son, who was killed in Afghanistan. She tearfully asked if she could hug me "one last time". It was a little weird, but I let her. 10 minutes later, at the checkout, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33045) - you deserved it (4866)

On 06/14/2015 at 9:41am - money - by Justin 'Cuntface' Bieber III (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26162) - you deserved it (4595)

On 06/12/2015 at 3:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, while serving a customer, she told me: "God made you a working class citizen so you could serve! If God wanted you to go to college, he would have made sure you were able to go!" FML

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17695) - you deserved it (33136)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29426) - you deserved it (3901)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34287) - you deserved it (5503)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML


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On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32316) - you deserved it (12470)

On 01/20/2015 at 11:10pm - intimacy - by chelse_elyce - United States

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