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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1207
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Arthurie : My comments are either hits or misses. My humor is sarcastic and likely offensive. If you cannot bring yourself to form a coherent comment please do not comment at all. Nothing else to see here.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Arthurie's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

#21470966
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29279) - you deserved it (2982)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75526) - you deserved it (7160)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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