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ArtemisGide

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 547
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ArtemisGide : Going to college! #Life

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Fucked!<b>raidenshiloh</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 7:50am

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ArtemisGide's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19991) - you deserved it (3465)

On 08/19/2015 at 8:14am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24899) - you deserved it (3798)

On 08/19/2015 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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