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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 December 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 724
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ArtemisGide : Going to college! #Life

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Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 5:34pm<b>raidenshiloh</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 7:50am

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ArtemisGide's favorite FMLs

Today, I was supposed to start my new job. I had forgotten I had a doctor's appointment, so I called work early and told them I wouldn't be able to start until tomorrow. My boss then terminated my employment. I got fired before I even started. FML

by No Job / 09/30/2015 at 9:42pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work

Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML

by Anonymous / 08/19/2015 at 8:14am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

by Anonymous / 08/19/2015 at 2:32am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Love

Today, I heard my husband telling his friend that I used to be a skank and was "easier than 1 plus 1" when we first met. I was still a virgin when we got married. FML

by okeythen / 06/30/2013 at 1:03am / United States (Florida) / Love

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