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Arni792

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7200
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Arni792's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

#19942597
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40042) - you deserved it (1861)

On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

#19868224
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45143) - you deserved it (2640)

On 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML

#19824273
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21854) - you deserved it (9897)

On 06/21/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by igiveup (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

#19806714
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10464) - you deserved it (33500)

On 06/18/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

#19806714
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10464) - you deserved it (33500)

On 06/18/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams to come over for a movie. When I answered the door, my little brother ran up behind me, yelled "geronimo" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML

#19615713
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30951) - you deserved it (2947)

On 05/13/2012 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

#19615151
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8505) - you deserved it (43041)

On 05/13/2012 at 2:26am - work - by fired - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

#19584401
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13488) - you deserved it (172519)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML

#19565371
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4698) - you deserved it (72472)

On 05/02/2012 at 8:43pm - misc - by grovage - United States

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

#19449601
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30973) - you deserved it (5121)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46530) - you deserved it (7425)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

#18370889
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38393) - you deserved it (9388)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

#18145171
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65646) - you deserved it (4867)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34727) - you deserved it (8311)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44424) - you deserved it (8875)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)



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