Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Arni792

Online | Search for a member

Arni792

32Liked!

Arni792Arni792
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5037
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Arni792's page activity

Visits<b>Ch_rae5</b> - one hour ago<b>pooldude</b> - 17 hours ago<b>AngelOf_Darkness</b> - 21 hours ago<b>yamcha</b> - yesterday at 1:56am<b>IndicaPaincakes</b> - yesterday at 10:34pm<b>TheBeast26</b> - yesterday at 10:21pm<b>maricruz486</b> - yesterday at 1:56pm<b>EmmaRey</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 6:40am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 7:32pm<b>odessarose</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 6:48pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 6:32pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:54pm<b>MattBenid</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:57am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 8:27am<b>DestinyNiya</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 2:39am<b>ETwilleatyou</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:35am<b>latinablanca</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 12:36am<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:56pm

Liked!<b>AngelOf_Darkness</b> - yesterday at 10:56pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 12:32am<b>ETwilleatyou</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 7:36am<b>kjax</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:04pm<b>Cloco98</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:49pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 2:47pm<b>EclipseCandy6</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:27am<b>awkwardeer</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 4:36am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:56pm<b>charrbee90</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 10:31am<b>EmsyyyRose13</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 10:27am<b>Ki11erRabbit</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 8:52am<b>ForeverSilent101</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 4:30am<b>juststephhere</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 1:15am<b>xninix</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 7:25am<b>iireenee</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 9:44pm<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 6:41pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 4:38pm

Arni792's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of Arni792's badges

Arni792's favorite FMLs

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

#20757332
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54034) - you deserved it (3468)

On 07/01/2013 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately and casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML

#20756478
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40822) - you deserved it (3339)

On 06/30/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by thefuck (man) - Ireland (Cavan)

Today, I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, "I already knew that babe." FML

#20745866
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49608) - you deserved it (8754)

On 06/25/2013 at 2:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, "This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today." FML

#20742647
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51673) - you deserved it (3678)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by o_O (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

#20731352
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69258) - you deserved it (3975)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML

#20718656
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58349) - you deserved it (16099)

On 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML

#20671425
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47585) - you deserved it (7099)

On 05/18/2013 at 6:33pm - love - by SteroidPenguin (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

#20671163
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51418) - you deserved it (4354)

On 05/18/2013 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

#20664518
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51128) - you deserved it (4041)

On 05/15/2013 at 2:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

#20645479
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90203) - you deserved it (5651)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML

#20640437
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45733) - you deserved it (11253)

On 05/04/2013 at 4:11am - health - by thatonesilentkidinclass (man) - Philippines (Batangas)

Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML

#20640404
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64076) - you deserved it (14082)

On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

#20637584
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71943) - you deserved it (8066)

On 05/02/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by future brain bleach addict (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML

#20632537
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42122) - you deserved it (18479)

On 04/30/2013 at 11:09am - misc - by longsock123 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML

#20596072
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69251) - you deserved it (12192)

On 04/16/2013 at 9:27am - intimacy - by notacaveman (man) - Netherlands



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • OK jkjk it was FMLS April Fools
  •   Yah its know over, ive stoppd wrotting… Sorry, I'll try again. There, it's over, I can stop typing TXT language with my forehead. Yes, you probably cottened on that it was our little…

Monday 30 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: