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ArielTheMermaid

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 23326
  • Number of comments : 906
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ArielTheMermaid : Just an average sixteen year old with no real claim to fame.

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Today , I Rippd Mah Old , Worn Underwear While Trying To Pick A Wedgie In Public. Half Endd Up In Mah Hand. FML

#21095019
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31698) - you deserved it (19947)

On 03/24/2014 at 8:39am - misc - by pantyripper (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitld ( Chocolate Men ). mega FML

#21094789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30380) - you deserved it (16227)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Yesterday , I looool learned that most teenagers would rather grab free candy from the broken vending machine than help the guy stuck underneath it get free . FML

#21093947
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42750) - you deserved it (4796)

On 03/23/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

#21093670
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39462) - you deserved it (10381)

On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

Today, once again I looool was told I looked a bit like Lindsay Lohan. I can't figure out if they mean the young, good looking one, or the current cracked out rehab version. FML

#21093234
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37097) - you deserved it (4074)

On 03/22/2014 at 3:18am - misc - by Jen__ - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I went to a paintball match with mah family and the family of mah brother's grlfriend . A few minutes into mah brother's grlfriend's dad snuck up on me unloadd into me from behind and snarld "That's for knocking mah daughter up." He got the wrong guy . My back is killing me . real FML

#21092834
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38916) - you deserved it (3120)

On 03/21/2014 at 5:44pm - health - by iusedprotectionanyway (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I recieved mah employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at mah new job . The only problem is that in mah photo, I look lyk a donkey having a siezure . Customers keep snickering at it, an mah boss thinks I posed lyk that deliberately . FML

#21092790
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34080) - you deserved it (4186)

On 03/21/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah husband actually trid to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

#21092678
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45192) - you deserved it (3988)

On 03/21/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, fed up wit my nerdy appereance, I got my air saved off, oping for a Walter Wite kind of look. I didn't tink it was too bad, but not even an our later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a fresly circumcised penis. FML

#21092620
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34453) - you deserved it (7156)

On 03/21/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by richard (man) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, A Tiny Worm Was Wriggling Across Te Screen Of Ma Mac Laptop . I Tried To Wipe It Away Wit Ma Tumb, But It Just Kept Crawling . Turns Out Te Worm Lives *inside* Ma Screen, Beneat Te Glass . Mega FML

#21092367
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42022) - you deserved it (4264)

On 03/21/2014 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Yesterday, A Tiny Worm Was Wriggling Across Te Screen Of Ma Mac Laptop . I Tried To Wipe It Away Wit Ma Tumb, But It Just Kept Crawling . Turns Out Te Worm Lives *inside* Ma Screen, Beneat Te Glass . Mega FML

#21092367
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42022) - you deserved it (4264)

On 03/21/2014 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

my mom dacidad to follow ma during my driving tast. Sha raar andad ma. FML

#21092226
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42121) - you deserved it (3025)

On 03/20/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by nehadrihan - United States (California)

Today , 4 te tird time tis week , a random person in te street walked up to me an told me ow muc I look like Grumpy Cat. mega FML

#21091998
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35578) - you deserved it (4995)

On 03/20/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by no (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He askd if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. big fat FML

Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He askd if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. big fat FML



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