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  • Number of visits : 951
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ArcheryCole99 : . I've been an avid FML reader for nearly two years now, although only recently have I begun to post comments. Judging from my username, I do Archery, an extremely fun sport. I try to learn from the best on what not to say on FML. Thank you for reading my slightly useless biography.

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Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43750) - you deserved it (5265)

On 03/25/2014 at 7:36am - misc - by disappointed - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44500) - you deserved it (4059)

On 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm - misc - by nemesis5196523 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, while my hometown mayor becomes a world-famous crackhead and douche-bag, here in the UK it has come to this: when people hear my accent and ask me if I'm American, it's less embarrassing just to say, "Yeah", rather than admit I'm Canadian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40231) - you deserved it (6764)

On 11/15/2013 at 2:05am - misc - by unproud (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60753) - you deserved it (16886)

On 04/11/2013 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, after paying for my groceries, I noticed that a bread-roll hadn't been charged. I felt guilty and went back to the register to pay for it. The cashier burst into derisive laughter and mockingly asked me if I was "running for Pope or something". FML

Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML


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On 03/22/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by sickness and health my sphincter (woman) - Singapore

Today, I woke up to my cat giving birth, on my bed. I adopted her from a friend, who told me she was spayed. Now I have a giant mess and a cat who won't let me move either her or her babies. Guess I'm sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a serious argument and he stormed out of the house mad. Why? I wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of his knob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42047) - you deserved it (17349)

On 03/21/2013 at 6:01am - intimacy - by meeee (woman) - United States

Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44563) - you deserved it (5134)

On 03/20/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Tired (man) - United States

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27394) - you deserved it (4534)

On 03/20/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I told my family I was divorcing my husband. My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead". FML


I agree, your life sucks (35937) - you deserved it (7392)

On 03/16/2013 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I told my girlfriend I've been a vegetarian for 6 years. Hearing this, my mom said, "No, you're not. I fry your mushrooms and onions in bacon grease." With this new information, I've been a vegetarian for about 76 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36992) - you deserved it (9224)

On 03/15/2013 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37902) - you deserved it (2795)

On 03/14/2013 at 6:04pm - misc - by grandson of a p.o.s. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44737) - you deserved it (4157)

On 03/11/2013 at 12:17am - love - by lonely girl - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

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