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Arbosis
  • Town/Country : quillota, chile
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 October 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 10113
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34059) - you deserved it (7505)

On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27097) - you deserved it (26282)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56557) - you deserved it (4551)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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