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by ugh Buck! / 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Animals
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse: the fact that I know she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2013 at 1:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
by heartbroken / 09/09/2013 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Love
by vrossie_ / 09/08/2013 at 1:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ...thanks / 09/07/2013 at 10:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
by GotMyBitchBack / 09/05/2013 at 7:02am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by resurrected / 09/04/2013 at 11:59am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Work
Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML
by babs / 05/07/2013 at 3:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was prescribed anti-anxiety medication due to the high level of stress that I experience at my job. Unfortunately, I cannot afford the medication because I do not make enough money at said job. FML
by bkay26 / 08/29/2010 at 11:37am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by IfuSeekAmyIdo / 04/05/2009 at 5:34pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except… Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me… Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to…