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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 December 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 481
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12716) - you deserved it (38859)

On 06/26/2015 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36031) - you deserved it (3497)

On 12/13/2014 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

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